Patrickmarks
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Patrick Marks was born in California but half his genes come from the far, frigid North (Canada). He has five children and a delightful wife who doesn't snore. Formerly a lumberjack (and I'm okay), or at least a tree trimmer, Pat had the misfortune to major in French but ended up teaching music for upteen years in various public school settings. After many years of torture he was finally able to escape high school and start hawking real estate. The real estate phase was just an interlude to Pat's Magnum Opus - pastoring FourteenSix Christian Fellowship in Surprise Arizona. With continued luck he will retire poor and destitute but in the meantime, in his spare time, he tinkers with his blog and collects navel lint.

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Monday, August 27, 2007
Potty Training

Just a quick note to let you all know I'm still alive. We're in the midst of potty training our 3 1/2 year old boy. If you've any experience with this you know this is an interesting experience. After a number of false starts, on Saturday, we decided to outlast him. We sat in the bathroom for 3 hours - Melissa and I knew that he would have no choice before too long. We were right. He kept getting up and wanting us to put a diaper on him and his little legs were crossed - so we knew the geyser was imminent. Finally he let er go - and we applauded, cheered, gave him a tootie-roll, woo hoo etc. etc. His reaction was comic - suddenly this wasn't so bad after all. He's been trying to get the cookie for just sitting on the pot but we've made it clear one cookie cost at least one ounce of something yellow or brown and we're not talking about crayons :)

This morning he went right in, sat down, filled up the little potty bowl with wee wee and wanted a cookie - which we happily provided. We THINK we're on our way to diaper freedom. Emily thinks this is a great game and is now wanting to sit on the pot too - she doesn't want to be left out of the fun. With luck we'll have them both trained - and Emily is not even 2 yet.

Just think - I could have all my kids out of diapers and sleeping all night long BEFORE I turn 41. That's a dream come true. Now - it's just off to college and I can think about eating ice cream in my skivies on the living room couch without fear.

Pray for us....


Posted at 01:57 pm by Patrickmarks

Kristen
August 27, 2007   06:57 PM PDT
 
Excellent plan, but cookies and ice cream are bad for you. Stick to fruit.

With love,
Your crazy health-nut sister
Dennis
August 28, 2007   06:24 PM PDT
 
Don't listen to Kristen. Cookies and ice cream sound great. But I wouldn't be getting rid of your pants anytime soon.
Shaela
August 30, 2007   09:57 AM PDT
 
I think you need a cat -- they might be easier to potty train!!!
 

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